Porno and profanity sells...my kinda audience!

Seems the Coronameister has found his audience!   If there isn't something perverse, profane, or pornographic...NOBODY READS!!!  I can relate to that!  So prevert amigos, we drove the porno route from wherever we stopped last night, DEEP into the WET jungle...

...HUGE TRUNKS THRUST upward into the sweet DAMPNESS of the mountain air...

...and rivers of WETNESS cascaded down the THIGHS of the mountain tops...

...leading to the SWOLLEN  RIVER OF WETNESS in the canyon
DEEP below...(jeez, I'm gettin' a woody)

...I can't do this shit anymore!  I need a smoke and I don't smoke!  So we went through the jungle on a rainy day...on our way to Hoi An, on the coast...you perverts are bringing me up out of the gutter!  hahahahahahaha  Maybe a drink!  hahahahahaha  Already had the rest of the Chivas...but not too drunk 'cause I can still spell Chivas...or Chitfas, which I am well on the way to being!  Okay, we crossed some bridge somewhere...

...and then our VC guard...I mean guide took us to some place where the guy was rollin' doobies that looked just like incense...but I wasn't fooled!

...I was inhaling so deeply that I almost passed out...not a single buzz until me and Mr. Chivas hooked up...Cassandra has me in some Muay Thai kick boxing match tonight...I'M GUNNA KICK ASS!!!!