Happy Ho ChI Minh trails to you!

Mr. Corona here...hahahahaha...we did the Ho Chi Minh trail today and you didn't!!!!  We went from Pleiku, to Dukto...saw all kinds of shit that would make a mere mortal crazy...but I'm not crazy...I'm THE KING!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  There's some wild shit in Viet...NAM!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Okay, maybe tonight I'm Mr. Chivas/Heineken...but I'm berry, berry happy!  I grabbed my Cong guide by the throat today...said "Mr. Hoong...I'm gunna kick yer ass if ya don't tell me where that damned Ho is hangin' out"...he spilled his guts quicker than you can say somethin'...
Anyway, we saw the trail...kinda sucks...just a path in the jungle ya know...not like a highway or anything!  Here it is...

...no you moron...that's Cassandra on a bridge...the trail is down there in the jungle...

...see it down there...wait...there it is, plain as day...

...can't you see it...it's right there....

...IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!   Jeez yer blind...okay, here's part of it....it's called a BRIDGE!  Can you see this?

...look, there's Charlie bringing re-enforcements over right now...WITH ATTACK DOG!  I'll make it easy...here's Cassandra on the trail...sort of...it's a trail, but I think it's Sheldons trail...sort of a cul de sac trail!

....maybe this trail stuff is too hard for ya....okay...can you recognize people?...some scout you'd be!

...people right...how 'bout these....

...this beautiful woman was part of this family...

...better have another drinkypoo...make you look better...MAKE ME LOOK BETTER!

The trail is right there...jesus, are you blind? I give up...no wonder the Yanks lost the war.  I think my buddy Nan, the California giraffe shit shoveler, saw the trail...but she never writes comments because she's too big a p#*&%...wuss that she is!