It's DONE...she survived...we survived

There she is!  I was doing the video, and there were audible gasps when she walked in...and I was crying the whole time...fortunately, my sniffles are only minor on the recording.  Amigos, I was verklempt...I was a mess!  She was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beautiful...Tristan was SOOOOOOOO handsome...the half Asian Ken and Barbie!

...and of course the mother of the wife...

...Maria, the beautiful Maid of Honour...

...some of you may know Chelsea...the photographer extraordinaire doing her thing in the foreground!  Then it was the friends turn...

...after dinner, the party started...nobody seemed to be having fun though...

Nope...no fun being had at that party!!!!  Here is Tristan dancing with his beautiful Mother, Maureen!

What a magical day!

It's showtime!!!

The big day is finally here...Cassandra is freaking out about her speech...I'm thinking I haven't thrown up since last night!  Life is GOOD!

The Lone DeRanger is going to be responsible today...ok, ok...I will be sitting next to someone that will hurt me if I act out.  I haven't had a drink in over an hour, so I'm serious...........course it is only 9am. The weather appears to be cooperating...wait....the blinds are still closed...............oh, the lights are on in the room!  Anyone could make that mistake.

So the internet finally seems to be working...that means I can post pictures of the wedding and stuff.  Maybe I should eat...............I'll get back to you.

Part 2...

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Mexican internet...

...I know....with that title I should be really funny!  Well I am REALLY funny, but I think Montezuma is responsible.  And on top of that,  the Internet in our room is intermittent...and I'm not sure how I got here!  I know I'm not in jail...I'd say that's a good thing.  Cassandra says we are playing golf this afternoon...I think this portable dialysis machine I'm hooked up to will affect my swing...better have a drink before I go...is your computer moving?...mine is...oh wait, the whole room is!  Am I on a boat?  There will be a part 2 today if I can still stand after the pre-wedding dinner...you're right...don't expect anything more.  But hey, the dialysis went fine...I'm ready to drink again!!!

So we went on a cruise today...big catamaran with an even bigger bar!  Heaven you say....ahhhh YES!!!  Here is a pic of Tristan at the bar...but not on the catamaran...hey, shut up...this is my blog!

...some of their friends...yes, smartass, they ARE on the ship!

...and we had this incredible sunset...

...and that's when I fell overboard, and when they found out I was gone...well, it was like the next day, but by that time I'd already dogpaddled home...so everyone was saying what an athlete I am...and I said ya.

WHAT?

It's a wedding..............................or something.

YAHOO ... P A R T Y   T I M E !!!!!!!!!  As I write this I believe I'm on an airplane, and THE BAR IS OPEN!!!  Not to be confused with free...nope, just open.  I don't know how we are getting there, but the wedding is in Cancun!  Someone said that was in Mexico, and as you know, the dear departed Mr. Corona spent some time there...actually got his name there...wherever that is...hey!...dos cervases!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH...cold ones!  HOLY SHIT...I think we're up in the air!!!  I'd better pay attention...or something.

So, where was I?...where AM I?  Did you hear that Alexa and Tristan are getting married?  Ya, me too...anyone know where?