Amigos, this trip is about to kick into overdrive!!! We have hired Mr. Hung (down ladies, down) to take us from Da Lat to Hoi An...6 days on the road through rural Vietnam. We will travel through the central highlands...many major battles in the American war were fought in the central highlands. We went to the War Museum in Ho Chi Minh City, but the sections on naplam and agent orange were a little hard to take...well, we are going right through much of what we didn't want to see in the museum. On the bright side, we are going to visit areas well off the beaten track...staying in small local hotels, eating in the Vietnamese fashion...from one big plate! THE KING will walk among the little people...but my wardrobe will be slightly less revealing than when you last saw me! Today, we made our last rounds of Da Lat...getting ready for our adventure! Another church that wasn't open...I'M THE KING HERE!...open the f*#@%&$ church! Nuthin'...crap, I'm loosing my touch...and you know I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOUCHED!... stupid church...
...and in front of the stupid church is some stupid statue nobody's ever heard of...
...not only that, but Cassandra has a better stupid picture of the stupid statue, than me...crap! WHAT?...you'd think you've never read me drunk before...stupid you! Ya know the problem is that they don't charge enough for 18y/o Chivas...THAT'S WHAT! Guess I told you! Stupid Chivas! OK, here's a bunch more stupid pictures of our last day in Da Lat...
...and a bunch of stupid people told me Ho Chi Minh was dead...NO...he's in disguise...Gucci glasses and Addidas track suit...
...and there was a garden or something...
...and you've seen the stupid pool...
STUPID CHIVAS! night night
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