Todays menu...ROOT CANAL!

Normally, I like my root canal fairly rare, but in this case, I think I would prefer well done.  I guess it should be ok...I didn't bite anyone at this office...yet!  Now, I thought I made a reasonable mistake biting that assistant...it's not like I was on a leash or anything...geez.  So today at noon, I go in for my first foreign dental experience...any recommendations?  Should I wear the chastity belt Cassandra bought me?...or would that be considered overdressed?...should I check the "happy endings" box?...they aren't going to do a sex change on me are they?...geez, I might be the next boy of the day!  Today will be a 2 parter...more to come after the dentist!!!