Sunday, November 27, 2011
I almost lost a leg...
Damned near terminal wound don't ya think...
...can you believe I've been walking around on that...jeez, the leg is barely attached! I thought about a cast but you can't use a cast to hold your leg on! I got that in this never ending battle with the Russians...the bullet may still be in there! Cassandra tells me that I have burdened you with our Russian problem enough...we can let the embassy deal with the espionage stuff. Hey, how 'bout some pretty pictures?
I want you to know that I posted these pictures instead of having my leg re-attached...I think that deserves at least 5 crude comments...come on, I know you want to tell me to f*&# off...go ahead, if I can deal with that blister, bring it!!!
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What? you haven't been paying attention! I'm studiously ignoring you...that is the one sure way to annoy you!
ReplyDeleteFurther, you have tried to fool me that you are somewhere in Asia, when in fact you are at home playing with your slot [sounds like...] cars and using photo shop pictures found in any travel magazine! Enough! I;m going for a pizza and beer.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is Bobooshka Vodkaholic...the ringleader of the Russian mafia...my arch nemesis...basically, the head of KAOS (KRACKHEADS AND OVERWEIGHT SISSIES)...stay away...he will impregnate your dog!
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