Da Lat-er, the better!

Our time in Saigon is up...we are off to a resort in a place called Da Lat...I think the locals pronounce it Da Lat.  Anyway, it will be dark by the time we get there, so no pics until tomorrow.  I just want anyone reading this to know that the Russians are responsible for the most number of hits on my blog.  Why is that?  I don't know anyone in Russia...I wear my helmet made out of aluminium foil to thwart mind control...I know the USA national anthem by heart...WHAT DO THE RUSSKIES WANT WITH ME?  Alwyn would say I'm Russian to judgement...and then I would whack him!  You think I'm getting paranoid...hey, what was that?  I think there is a spy outside on the balcony...my eye hurts...wait, my finger was in it...never mind.  This woman was at a temple in HCMC...she looks like a spy doesn't she?

...this temple seemed ok...people lighting incense all over the place...

...I think that little statue was some kind of listening device...I kept singing "Light my fire" to throw them off...

...parabolic listening devices disguised as statues of some kind...you can paint them but I know what they are!

...this was a lunch counter in the old market...that woman with the pony tail looks Russian...I think she was listening to us...I had the soup...but I think the shrimp had tracking sauce...WHAT DO THEY WANT?

Here's proof!  The palms were made out of some kind of metal to send information back to satellites...

...and a Russian agent put something in Cassandra's purse...here she is debugging...

...and here is how blatant they are...who other than spies would call a woman's clothing store Dung?

Anyway, we made it to Da Lat...the Russians upstairs pronounce it Da Lat...MORE PROOF!!!

This resort is really nice...but nothing is what it seems!  Does that building look like Vietnam?  NOOOOO!  Or this one?...

We are in big houses called villas...a Russian term if I ever heard one!  This is Cassandra lounging in the living(listening)room...all the orange pillows look suspicious don't you think?

MORE PROOF!  Who uses lights like this anymore?

The pool seemed ok...until we found out there was a "billiard" room and bar at the end...wait, that's a BAR!  Hey, maybe it's not so bad after all! 

Oh, and they had a cool car...look at this hood ornament...

MORE PROOF!  Suspicious mis-spelling...doesn't Peugeot start with a "P" 

Very suspicious I tell ya...I think we should investigate further...more tomorrow (if I'm still alive).

PS  If this is the last of me...the Russians did it!