First...doesn't that guy look Russian? When will it end? They've put something in my drink...I swear I'm on acid again...we went to the "Crazyhouse" today...and I know many of you will be saying it's none too soon! Ya well...yer mudda wears army boots! What was that? Damned...Nam man...I gotta take that hill...wait, I've never been here before...it's the Russians I tell ya!
Russian river...
HEY...listen up! Crazyhouse...some whackjob architect woman built this thing man...oh man...is that the "Dead" playin'...
...I gotta go to the head man...jeez...I'm peakin' man...look at the shiter man...IT'S MELTIN'!
...I gotta get outta here man...jeez those Russkies have good drugs man...look at this place...I ain't never seen nothin' like this...well there was that Airplane concert...
...is Charlie out there? There's a kangaroo with red eyes in one of the bedrooms...CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE!...HOLY CRAP...is that an eagle gunna get me?
...this is gunna be a bad one...where the hell am I?
...I swear to gawd the walls are meltin'...see that Red...he's a Russian I tell ya!
...oh...things are starting to clear...I think I see the Eiffel Tower...
...oh no...they've got me...it's curtains for me...the head interrogator is here...Corona out...
You are fortunate that the blister is on your heel!I suspect the Ruskies were aiming for your nether regions!
ReplyDeletewhat is the ransom? Marg and Rob -
ReplyDeleteApparently they will take a broken hockey stick...or 10 used toothpicks! My value has gone UP!!!
ReplyDelete"You are fortunate that the blister is on your heel!I suspect the Ruskies were aiming for your nether regions!"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you know it, the Dutch are after me too!