Siem and Reap...Kenny Rogers...I think...

I know, you're shocked that I found another beer...RESEARCH...RESEARCH!!!!  If nobody is here to help me, I've got to do it all on my own!  Now some damned fool has come up with the idea that Cassandra should write the true version of what's happening here...which means you get to read this twice, BECAUSE this IS the truth!!!  NO, SERIOUSLY...would I lie to you?  Ya well, you and the horse you rode in on!  I am an objective observer...whatever that means.  Look, see this

...didn't I tell you there was a new beer?  Ye of little faith!  I'm hurt that someone thinks I lie...I was hoping for more!  HAHAHAHAHAHA...barman, another cold one please!!!  Did I mention I'm back out by the pool...you remember...the SPECTACULAR POOL WITH COLD BEER!  Now, would I lie about THAT!  hahahahahahahahahaha  So, what's it like where you are...another buzz kill!  We went out to investigate Siem Reap today...found the old market...

...they sell everything, all the time!  A German woman tried to pick me up...Cassandra killed her.  Then we discovered that there was a boat racing festival on...

...so there were floats that float...

...kids selling stuff...

...and spectators waiting...

 

...and there should have been these...

...but after 2 hours waiting on the bridge...ZIPPO!!!  So we went to the 6-11...that's right, one before the 7-11, and got some new beer.  RESEARCH I tell ya...RESEARCH!!!