I know I didn't fool anyone with the Moose Jaw thing...I don't think I worded it properly...I should have said "Guess where we are?"...then picked the furthest guess...or picked the Gastonguay-Beaudry's guess...uh, unless they guessed where we are, then I could say Moose Jaw! That'd fool em! Cassandra thought that was a great idea...
...she thinks Mr. Corona is very smart...and she likes my ass...so she combined it!
Does this guy look Russian to you?
...he was selling this tropical listening devices...
...ok, ok...so we are in Russia...big deal! Caught me...UNCLE!!! I knew you knew when I saw your surveillance plane overhead...
...and this was sunset on Lake Moscow...
...YES...I was surprised that it's not frozen too!





You are SO predictable! Pretending to be in Moose Jaw, when you were really in the can with Prince Albert...get it ? So, we just heard from your nemeses, the Gastonguay-Beaudry's who said you were actually in Meetoos Saskatchewan, which is, as you know, just south of Neeb [which rhymes with dweeb]...get it ? and, no, this guy does not look Russian...he looks very relaxed and sedentary... get it ? and as for the tropical listening devices, there sure are plenty of horn!...get it ? AND, you know the true story why it's not frozen! it's a lake near Chernobyl, Russia...which proves you are, in fact, Russian...to the bar...get it ?
ReplyDeleteWHO CARES? and when you get to the bar you look across the room and think you see someone you know and you turn to your mentor and philosophical leader and ask "is that Hortense over there?" he replies, "no I think she's pretty relaxed...padumbump!