I never thought a blog was something I could contribute to on a daily basis, nor did I think I wanted to! When we went down to Mexico last year, Cassandra (my far better half) got me to attempt photographing, and writing every day. It turned out very quickly, that with the right amount of alcohol...real, and imagined, I quite enjoyed the process of describing what we were doing, seeing, tasting, and generally experiencing! Then Mr. Corona made his appearance! He drinks a lot! He uses language I'm not familiar with...my mother called them swear words! Some of the people I was writing to revolted...wanted Mr. Corona strung up by his....um, er...privates! After apologies were sent out, and the lynching shouts had died down, cooler heads prevailed, and the masses were polled. Turns out the overwhelming majority supported Mr. Corona...who acknowledged his fans by flashing a peace sign from his accommodations in the drunk tank (4th visit)!
Amigos, Mr. Corona is no writer. His humor is vulgar, and crude...his spelling and grammar are almost non-existent...in short he has a lot to learn from someone like my friend Leslie (who is doing her blog while attending Le Cordon Bleu in Paris full time). You should probably read her blog:
(http://thecandidconnoisseur.wordpress.com) instead of this one...she can actually write, and is pee your pants funny! And when it comes to photographs, check out my muse Chelsea at: http://www.chelseabrookeroisumphotography.blogspot.com/...much better than anything you will see here. Come to think of it, why the hell are you here? (sez burping rum and coke) Don't you have anything better to do with your life? (fart) Ya well, who cares. The next trip is to Vegas! YAHOO!!! That's 3 weeks away...but what the hell...better start drinking NOW!
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